Excuse me?? How, then, is the Patriot Act (legislation from the Bush era) constitutional? I cannot believe it is legal to subpoena the books I read.
A message to the CIA. Better come get me! Clearly judging by the books I read, I’m a communist sympathizing terrorist and my next target is America. And don’t forget, I learned everything from the books I read, like Harry Potter, Brian Jaques, and Agatha Christie; I’m clearly a threat.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to read my next terror-spreading book, Inheritance by Christopher Paolini, as I plot to take over the world.